This T-shirt is perfect for those embracing the midlife meltdown with humor, grace, and just a little caffeine. Whether you're pausing men, time, or patience — wear it proud. It’s not a phase, it’s a statement.
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Our t-shirts are unisex with a classic retail fit. Our t-shirts are made with 100% cotton and are machine washable. Our t-shirt manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
Returns: Since our shirts are made on demand, just for you, all sales are final. But if something’s not right (oops happens!), send us a message and we’ll take care of it.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
